Gadget Geek Distinguished Member Joined Jan 6, 2022 Messages 2,669 Reaction score 3,423 Points 1,009 Location Somerset Driving MG ZS EV Apr 5, 2024 #181 I thought I'd post this here. It made me chuckle.
pollenface Established Member Joined Jan 10, 2023 Messages 250 Reaction score 207 Points 79 Location Perth, Australia Driving MG ZS EV Apr 6, 2024 #182 Q. Why are fish so smart? A. Because they swim in schools
johnb80 Prominent Member Joined May 22, 2023 Messages 1,054 Reaction score 1,437 Points 418 Location Gainsborough, Lincolnshire Driving MG5 Apr 13, 2024 #183 TV Advert….Direct Cremations have a money back guarantee! Yesterday radio 4 someone said "we need to put our foot on the gas pedal about global warming" Again, radio4 yesterday, " well, in a nutshell, transgender….."
TV Advert….Direct Cremations have a money back guarantee! Yesterday radio 4 someone said "we need to put our foot on the gas pedal about global warming" Again, radio4 yesterday, " well, in a nutshell, transgender….."
bobbarley Established Member Joined Apr 1, 2024 Messages 84 Reaction score 61 Points 28 Location Cheshire Driving MG4 Trophy LR Apr 13, 2024 #184 How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, it’s pretty light
Archev Prominent Member Joined Mar 30, 2021 Messages 1,354 Reaction score 2,191 Points 590 Location Borowstouness Driving MG5 Apr 15, 2024 #185 Whilst driving home the other day I encountered a common phenomenon I was heading along the motorway And found my goddam brakes had gone So I calmly called the boys in blue To perform their service front ‘n back Alert the rozzer bumper squad Save my Soul with a wee T-pac They were there in an instant Slowed me down to a crawl Then asked for donations For the annual Fuzz ball I said that’s ridic’lous Are you guys on the make ? That’s why I was arrested ‘Cos I asked for a brake
Whilst driving home the other day I encountered a common phenomenon I was heading along the motorway And found my goddam brakes had gone So I calmly called the boys in blue To perform their service front ‘n back Alert the rozzer bumper squad Save my Soul with a wee T-pac They were there in an instant Slowed me down to a crawl Then asked for donations For the annual Fuzz ball I said that’s ridic’lous Are you guys on the make ? That’s why I was arrested ‘Cos I asked for a brake
SteveRW Established Member Joined Jul 16, 2023 Messages 58 Reaction score 79 Points 31 Location Norfolk Driving MG ZS EV Apr 30, 2024 #186 Never criticise your wife’s choices, after all you were one of them.