A quick further update, I managed to get MG customer service to contact my Dealership directly and request that the work is done. The dealership has requested sight of the technical notice (which I've already provided, but whatever) and they will raise a "technical case" with MG to confirm the notices voracity before doing the repair.
They are going to be a bit frustrated by my insistence on this most likely, but I must admit I'm utterly flabbergasted at the hoops I've had to jump through for a fix that takes what, 30 minutes?
Why they think anyone would make up a technical notice is beyond me. It feels like they are trying to make it stressful on purpose.
So, I'm going to call the dealership again.......