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  1. Ian Key

    Your day in 3 words.

    Regos fortnight vacation Unable to do Replaced fans instead To bloody hot Back to bed
  2. Ian Key

    Interrelated UI Questions

    It doesn't on your MG4 but I think I've read somewhere that the MGS5 Trophy restricts the initial max power output unless in Sport mode.
  3. Ian Key

    MGS5 12V battery dead

    Yes I know the irony of running down cheap electronics and rechargeable batteries when I have a cheap Chinese EV 🤣
  4. Ian Key

    Joke thread

    My kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas. Makes a change from turkey I suppose.
  5. Ian Key

    Android Auto - glitchy sound

    Are you using the car's hot spot or your phone's data?
  6. Ian Key

    Joke thread

    The three wise men went to Bethlehem and as Balthazar entered the stable he stepped in some camel shit. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed. Mary turned to Joseph and said "That's a better name than Keith"
  7. Ian Key

    FORWARD COLLISION AVOIDANCE - not working

    I suppose the only solution is to go back to paying attention and using the Mk1 eyeball 😁
  8. Ian Key

    Intelligent battery heating on S5

    The only time I would use it was if it was below freezing and I was desperate to save a few minutes at a fast charger.
  9. Ian Key

    MGS5 12V battery dead

    I went for the NOCO Boost Plus. I wanted a "known" brand as I'm very wary about cheap electrical items especially with rechargeable batteries. They must skip on quality and safety features to be that cheap. Look at the number of cheap e-scooters that have burst into flames while charging. Yes...
  10. Ian Key

    Switched my MG5 for an MGS5

    Have you got a MG5? The reason why we might not have come across your problem is that this is the MGS5 forum, so we will have updated/different software.
  11. Ian Key

    Disconnecting 12v pb battery - 12v socket fuse

    I haven't disconnected the 12V battery on my MGS5 but I did on my MG4. Once reconnected I had to turn the steering wheel lock to lock a couple of times to re-calibrate the power steering and drive a couple of miles to clear the warning messages.
  12. Ian Key

    Joke thread

    THE SCOTTISH CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas Tree It's no' a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me? Aw tarted up wi' tinsel It's enough to mak ye boak An a couple o' jaggy branches Rammed up the back o' yer frock. An' these wee lights a'roon me I canna get...
  13. Ian Key

    MGS5 12V battery dead

    When you were in the car fitting the screen protector did you press the brake pedal to turn the car on? If not then while you were sorting the tailgate out and fitting the screen protector the car's auxiliary systems would be powered from the 12V battery which wouldn't be being topped up by...
  14. Ian Key

    Your day in 3 words.

    Five thirty AM Drinking hot coffee Sitting on sofa Stroking the greyhound (Not a euphemism) In happy place.
  15. Ian Key

    Merry Xmas MGS5

    I'm the same. Christmas is OK when you are a child or have children of your own but now it goes on for months it isn't special any more. When I was young my father didn't decorate the house until me and my brother had gone to bed on Christmas Eve. The feeling of wonderment when we came...
  16. Ian Key

    Dangerous Adaptive cruise control

    I agree and I say this as someone who has experienced their appalling customer service yet has gone and bought another MG mainly because of my dealer. MG's cars aren't particularly worse than anyone else's and they do seem to take note of what owners complain about and either update the...
  17. Ian Key

    MGS5 Map Updates

    At least we can use an alternative to the built in sat-nav. One of my brother's previous cars had the maps stored on CDs in a unit the boot and to update them meant buying another set at over £80.
  18. Ian Key

    Naughty Elf

    A tool on a fool A tumour on a crooner
  19. Ian Key

    FORWARD COLLISION AVOIDANCE - not working

    They can't win. The MG4 has front radar and they get complaints that it's too sensitive and stops the car dad in its tracks for no apparent reason. They don't put it on the MGS5 and they now get complaints that it doesn't have phantom braking. 😁 Just as a side note since 2021 new Teslas don't...
  20. Ian Key

    Joke thread

    One thing they don't tell you about retirement is how much it bloody rains. 🌦️
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