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The three wise men went to Bethlehem and as Balthazar entered the stable he stepped in some camel shit. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed. Mary turned to Joseph and said "That's a better name than Keith"

I suppose the only solution is to go back to paying attention and using the Mk1 eyeball 😁

The only time I would use it was if it was below freezing and I was desperate to save a few minutes at a fast charger.

I went for the NOCO Boost Plus. I wanted a "known" brand as I'm very wary about cheap electrical items especially with rechargeable batteries. They must skip on quality and safety features to be that cheap. Look at the number of cheap e-scooters that have burst into flames while charging. Yes...

Have you got a MG5? The reason why we might not have come across your problem is that this is the MGS5 forum, so we will have updated/different software.

I haven't disconnected the 12V battery on my MGS5 but I did on my MG4. Once reconnected I had to turn the steering wheel lock to lock a couple of times to re-calibrate the power steering and drive a couple of miles to clear the warning messages.

THE SCOTTISH CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas Tree It's no' a job I fancy Well how would you like tae be me? Aw tarted up wi' tinsel It's enough to mak ye boak An a couple o' jaggy branches Rammed up the back o' yer frock. An' these wee lights a'roon me I canna get...

When you were in the car fitting the screen protector did you press the brake pedal to turn the car on? If not then while you were sorting the tailgate out and fitting the screen protector the car's auxiliary systems would be powered from the 12V battery which wouldn't be being topped up by...

Five thirty AM Drinking hot coffee Sitting on sofa Stroking the greyhound (Not a euphemism) In happy place.

I'm the same. Christmas is OK when you are a child or have children of your own but now it goes on for months it isn't special any more. When I was young my father didn't decorate the house until me and my brother had gone to bed on Christmas Eve. The feeling of wonderment when we came...

I agree and I say this as someone who has experienced their appalling customer service yet has gone and bought another MG mainly because of my dealer. MG's cars aren't particularly worse than anyone else's and they do seem to take note of what owners complain about and either update the...

At least we can use an alternative to the built in sat-nav. One of my brother's previous cars had the maps stored on CDs in a unit the boot and to update them meant buying another set at over £80.

A tool on a fool A tumour on a crooner

They can't win. The MG4 has front radar and they get complaints that it's too sensitive and stops the car dad in its tracks for no apparent reason. They don't put it on the MGS5 and they now get complaints that it doesn't have phantom braking. 😁 Just as a side note since 2021 new Teslas don't...

One thing they don't tell you about retirement is how much it bloody rains. 🌦️

She's your great niece/nephew and you are her great uncle.

MG are very thorough in trying to find the problem and don't like authorising the replacement of parts to "see if that works." My MG4 had the AC charging problem and everyone thought it was the CCU that was at fault, even the service staff were convinced that was the problem as that had been the...

It's definitely me. I part exchanged the red MG4 for the grey MGS5 but just to make you happy....

I had the MG4 previously and changed it for the MGS5 and I'm loving it. Remember people with problems make sure everyone knows about it where as those that are happy with the car say very little.

If you are the eldest child remember you are the reason your parents did it again.