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m4rmite : not your real name , is it ? :D

A Spider monkey could feed a squad of eight,,,,,,,, a leg each ! :D Its a shame Bricktop is no longer around, a recollection of old Army stories would have been great entertainment.

My Michellein ?

Looks great , wouldn't the old style silver on black metal reg plate look good in place of the modern one?

I would be wary of accepting an invite from Peterboat if he says " come round , we are having an Indian tonight" ? :D

According to " experts " the world population and birth-rates are set to diminish in number , which in the short term ( 10 -70 years ) creates tax revenue shortfalls doubled with the increasing age of the present populations means health and pension benefits will be squeezed . Most countries...

A radio Caroline then radio 1 breakfast DJ much parodied by schoolchildren and as above. Nice teeth!!

Its like waking up to Tony Blackburn .......... :D...... 🐶 Arnold.

And not to "rev" the engine whist its up on the ramps. o_O

It looks like you have the Intelligent Battery Heating ....on. That could be messing up the readings ? Turn it off , its most likely you don't / won't need it for normal driving and home charging. It will be using a lot of energy which is better used elsewhere. The pie chart in mine is pretty...

A sticking choke cable can be loosened with the WD. Being brought up in a rough Northern industrial town the other method could be useful in previous times either on a Friday/ Saturday night confrontations , terrace entrapments and escape tactics, or even a bit of avoiding good old horseplay...

A quick righthand jab to the unprotected goolies would release that choke hold quicker than a squirt of WD40. o_O

Morris Marina with broken choke lock , pull out choke and clip on two clothes pegs ( wooden ) swear and attempt to start car , after eventual success , drive off, after quarter of a mile , slide off the outermost peg , when temperature gauge shows one quarter unclip the remaining peg . On both...

Archev can pack his own medical supplies !!! :D

Load up with various Imperial/ Metric socket sets , and a V2L kettle and I'm sure you would be welcomed .

Whilst they have many problems in allowing an integration into society of many of its peoples , they are way ahead of us into the inclusion of people with mental issues into high ranking governmental positions and unlimited access to automatic weapons . ( as long as they are pale skinned )...

There is going to be a lot of Dyson hairdryers missing bits with all the confusion and anguish that is going to cause. In the 80s it was trying to find a pub pool table complete with the black ball when you put in your 20p / 50p. :D

Nice job ..... has it reduced your insurance premiums as its now easier for the Police helicopter to spot it if it gets nicked ? Worth an ask !

Missed or forgot that one from 1st time around . Still, many a word said in jest ? :cautious:

I have never received any printout ( or seen ) of the service record for mine . MG Europe say I should contact the Dealer/ Workshop . The workshop will not show me the digital record on screen ( its their private information ) the dealer says all the history is on the I Smart app ( BS ) and then...