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    Energy Consumption Display Error

    The "glitch " might be an extra visible warning that the IBH is on???? although no-one else has discovered it. Your miles per kw has gone up by 25% ( 33% ?) as a result so win win. Mines RHD so the screen is orientated differently , but on R38 the IBH button has moved to a different section...
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    Are we watching an empire collapse in real time?

    Split Greenland into thirds with USA , China and Russia each having a portion nearest to their homelands and sharing land borders. They can then duke it out without bothering the rest of us, and when they are finished a small Danish force can go in and claim it back. More seriously, China's...
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    Archev's adventures in the Berlingo

    As a eighteen year old non driver (late 70s ) we used to catch the bus into town for a night out , one of the utilities had one side of the road up controlled by temporary lights on a battery system about 100 yards up from the bus stop. My mate ( Number 1 nob head ) wandered up to have a...
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    Are we watching an empire collapse in real time?

    Are you asking me , or your betrothed ? o_O :D
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    Joke thread

    November Rainsport . ! I'm nearly deflated now.:D
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    Are we watching an empire collapse in real time?

    m4rmite : not your real name , is it ? :D
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    Are we watching an empire collapse in real time?

    A Spider monkey could feed a squad of eight,,,,,,,, a leg each ! :D Its a shame Bricktop is no longer around, a recollection of old Army stories would have been great entertainment.
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    Joke thread

    My Michellein ?
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    Show us yours

    Looks great , wouldn't the old style silver on black metal reg plate look good in place of the modern one?
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    Are we watching an empire collapse in real time?

    I would be wary of accepting an invite from Peterboat if he says " come round , we are having an Indian tonight" ? :D
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    Are we watching an empire collapse in real time?

    According to " experts " the world population and birth-rates are set to diminish in number , which in the short term ( 10 -70 years ) creates tax revenue shortfalls doubled with the increasing age of the present populations means health and pension benefits will be squeezed . Most countries...
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    What's new Leaderboard

    A radio Caroline then radio 1 breakfast DJ much parodied by schoolchildren and as above. Nice teeth!!
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    What's new Leaderboard

    Its like waking up to Tony Blackburn .......... :D...... 🐶 Arnold.
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    Where would you have an MOT?

    And not to "rev" the engine whist its up on the ramps. o_O
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    Energy Consumption Display Error

    It looks like you have the Intelligent Battery Heating ....on. That could be messing up the readings ? Turn it off , its most likely you don't / won't need it for normal driving and home charging. It will be using a lot of energy which is better used elsewhere. The pie chart in mine is pretty...
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    Archev's adventures in the Berlingo

    A sticking choke cable can be loosened with the WD. Being brought up in a rough Northern industrial town the other method could be useful in previous times either on a Friday/ Saturday night confrontations , terrace entrapments and escape tactics, or even a bit of avoiding good old horseplay...
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    Archev's adventures in the Berlingo

    A quick righthand jab to the unprotected goolies would release that choke hold quicker than a squirt of WD40. o_O
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    Archev's adventures in the Berlingo

    Morris Marina with broken choke lock , pull out choke and clip on two clothes pegs ( wooden ) swear and attempt to start car , after eventual success , drive off, after quarter of a mile , slide off the outermost peg , when temperature gauge shows one quarter unclip the remaining peg . On both...
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    Archev's adventures in the Berlingo

    Archev can pack his own medical supplies !!! :D
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    Archev's adventures in the Berlingo

    Load up with various Imperial/ Metric socket sets , and a V2L kettle and I'm sure you would be welcomed .
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