Archev
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This petrol
A historical explanation
This petrol was used in days of yore
For bikes and cars and vans and more
Your engine sucked it in with air
And timed it all with a bit of care
The machine would give it all a squeeze
In time for a spark to make it sneeze
That would drive you along a foot
Then belch out poisonous gas and soot
And as you coughed and thought it insane
The whole contraption would go round again
The noise was horrendous, the vibration worse
Could we be freed from this terrible curse?
If the starter and batt’ry were just a bit bigger
Giving oomph of a more substantial figure
We’d bin all the petrol and engines you see
And drive pretty smug in a wondrous EV
A historical explanation
This petrol was used in days of yore
For bikes and cars and vans and more
Your engine sucked it in with air
And timed it all with a bit of care
The machine would give it all a squeeze
In time for a spark to make it sneeze
That would drive you along a foot
Then belch out poisonous gas and soot
And as you coughed and thought it insane
The whole contraption would go round again
The noise was horrendous, the vibration worse
Could we be freed from this terrible curse?
If the starter and batt’ry were just a bit bigger
Giving oomph of a more substantial figure
We’d bin all the petrol and engines you see
And drive pretty smug in a wondrous EV