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T1 Terry

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• Mar 25, 2025

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That's a parody of the Harley D bikes joke.

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Ah, but in this one, 3 made it home and not on the back of a truck

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• Mar 26, 2025

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• Mar 27, 2025

• #363

You forgot:
D) All of the above.

 

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• Mar 28, 2025

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Normal for Essex

 

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• Apr 6, 2025

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Some of you may know I was rushed into hospital the other day with 'peekaboo syndrome', I went straight to I C U.

 

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• Apr 7, 2025

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• Apr 8, 2025

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Nicked off Facebook.

 

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• Apr 8, 2025

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Forgot to mention it also gave her an eye infection, um diddley um diddley um diddley eye.

 

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• Apr 12, 2025

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Hear about the two Indian addicts that were so out of it, they sniffed Curry Power by accident?

One is in a Komar and the other has a dodgy Tikka .....

 

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• Monday at 5:47 AM

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This one will probably get me into trouble .......

I've been questioning the wisdom of the elders lately ....... they said that money was the root of all evil ..... but I think I had more luck when I was young and poor .........

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• Monday at 1:21 PM

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No matter how good your are ?????

 

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• Monday at 1:36 PM

• #373

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No matter how good your are ?????

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Cooo, how trooo

 

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• Monday at 3:02 PM

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"Never travel with an idiot. You can always find one when you get there."

Billy Connolly

 

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• Monday at 7:13 PM

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Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and win.

 

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• Monday at 7:39 PM

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Better spelling on this one.

 

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• Tuesday at 6:15 AM

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Rolfe said:

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Better spelling on this one.

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I guess @T1 Terry 's version was using pigeon English

 

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• Tuesday at 7:02 AM

• #378

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I guess @T1 Terry 's version was using pigeon English

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This is funnier than the original joke.

 

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• Thursday at 5:51 PM

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• Thursday at 6:28 PM

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I’ll pass …..

Violently probably.