Funniest greeting message

[StreetPea]

Apologies, I didn't know it was Trophy only either.

Where do you add it? Is it in the app?

 

[StreetPea]

Where do you add it? Is it in the app?

Googled it, all good. This will be fun!

 

[Paul225]

What interesting or funny greeting messages have owners configured in to their infotainment systems, mine is just on the random one at the moment ?

My Grandson changed it to Hello Paul how are you today - I usually answer it good or knackered !!

 

[Paul225]

My Grandson changed it to Hello Paul how are you today - I usually answer it good or knackered !!

 

[Fluffykins]

I'm sorry Dave but I can't do that.

 

[Fluffykins]

Mine says.
Hello Keith, have a nice day, drive safely, Debbie do not nag him.
When my wife first heard it you should have seen her face. I convinced her for a while that it was artificial intelligence at work

So the missus gets freaked out by tech. Try this if you have - or can arrange - a bedroom lamp with Alexa control.

Set up a Routine triggered by an innocuous variation on "Alexa shut off the bedroom light". Alexa duly says "OK" and does it, as you'd expect. What the victim doesn't know is that Alexa also starts a five minute timer. When that runs out she announces into the darkness: "I can still see you".

Guaranteed spookiness

 

[Andrew Murphy]

What interesting or funny greeting messages have owners configured in to their infotainment systems, mine is just on the random one at the moment ?

My Mrs gets on there and leaves me messages, mainly naughty ones