Joke thread

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[Archev]

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Shouldn’t’av gone to scythe savers.

 

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[Archev]

I assume one can tinkle on either

 

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I assume one can tinkle on either

Yep, but only one, is taking the Piss. ?

 

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[Ian Key]

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If my ex was represented it would be the one with the flat rib cage because it wouldn't need room for a heart.....


....sorry. I don't hold a grudge. Honest and it was 28 years ago

 

[Bricktop X PWR]

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That is just rude m8

Not really what we would call "Inclusive" is it, in this day and age?

I mean I'm not adding anything for fear of suspension (Again)

I could, but I might offend something, so am wisely steering well clear. ?

 

[Bricktop X PWR]

That is just rude m8

Not really what we would call "Inclusive" is it, in this day and age?

I mean I'm not adding anything for fear of suspension (Again)

I could, but I might offend something, so am wisely steering well clear. ?

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Just changed my emoji!

I've only just seen the pirates leg off! ???

 

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[Archev]

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I’ve searched and searched but I’m damned if I can find a parrot - skeletal or otherwise ?‍

 

[Ian Key]

I’ve searched and searched but I’m damned if I can find a parrot - skeletal or otherwise ?‍

I'm sure John Cleese had a blue one from Scandinavia but it was DOA.

 

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[Rolfe]

Dragging this down to the literal level, the Canary Isles are the isles of the dogs. Canis.

 

[siteguru]

And my dogs are Bichon Frise ... often known as the Tenerife.

Bichon Frisé - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Big Ears]

I thought this thread had died as I have had NO NOTIFICATIONS so didn't bother keeping it going.

 

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