Joke thread

[Everest]

Last week, I laid awake all night wondering what happens to the sun after dusk... then it dawned on me.

 

[m4rmite]

I've give my right arm to be ambidextrous

 

[Archev]

I've give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Sure you’ll be left with that ?

 

[T1 Terry]

Naturally, Seduction is therefore the act of seeing ducks

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

Production - the act of breeding ducks

 

[Everest]

... totally quackers....

overproduction = act of breeding too many ducks
introduction = act of meeting a new duck
subduction = act of pushing a duck underground
reproduction = act of making a copy-duck
conduction = act of pretending you have a duck
transduction = act of a duck thinking it is a drake

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Production - the act of breeding ducks

Or ducks on the game!

 

[Archev]

Ductile - to decorate the duck’s bathroom - but DO NOT supply them in orange

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Rubber Duck.........avian massage parlour.

 

[Archev]

Duck billed Platypus -
You’re weird, you know that? Really weird.

 

[T1 Terry]

Production : A duck working in a professional role

Conduction : The decoy used by duck hunters

Introduction : An introvert duck

Abduction : A duck with a 6 pack

Rubber Duck : Call sign used by Kris Kristofferson when driving a truck

Over Production : A duck overacting ....

Subduction : A duck remaining under water for long periods

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

Ok,ok,ok. Enough's, enough. Duck off!

 

[T1 Terry]

Donald has finally convinced Daisy that tonight's the night. Up in the hotel room Daisy tells Donald, "Not without a condom"

Donald immediately heads down to the concierge enquiring if they have any ... "Certainly Sir, will I put on your bill?
Donald replies, "Don't be thupid, I'd thufitate"

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

Donald has finally convinced Daisy that tonight's the night. Up in the hotel room Daisy tells Donald, "Not without a condom"

Donald immediately heads down to the concierge enquiring if they have any ... "Certainly Sir, will I put on your bill?
Donald replies, "Don't be thupid, I'd thufitate"

T1 Terry

Does duck tape play on an eight quack player ?

 

[m4rmite]

Duckin hell- the duck who didn't confess their sins

 

[johnb80]

Ok,ok,ok. Enough's, enough. Duck off!

Agreed, it's riduckulous

 

[Susanna]

You are all testiculating - look it up!

 

[OriginalBigAl]

You are all testiculating - look it up!

Do you mind, Peter Kay gets paid mega bucks for this material, you're getting it for free! Besides its an open mic session, join in....

 

[Archev]

You are all testiculating - look it up!

Nuts if you ask me.

 

[T1 Terry]

Duck billed Platypus -
You’re weird, you know that? Really weird.

A duck fancy dress costume