Joke thread

[Ian Key]

What does eewk mean?

Or am I missing something?

 

[salty]

I see it but not saying

Aww, go on, Dare ya.

What does eewk mean?

Or am I missing something?

Possibly missing something.

 

[Ian Key]

Possibly missing something.

I've been told that before

 

[decrep]

What does eewk mean?

Or am I missing something?

I guess if you swap the w around, you have week, does that help?

 

[T1 Terry]

See you next Tuesday ...... Spelling was never one of my strong subjects

T1 Terry

 

[salty]

 

[Archev]

View attachment 34917

Looks exhausted

 

[Archev]

I’m a bit concerned this morning. I purchased some Neck Oil

the other day and was going to apply some last night. However the instructions seem to indicate that this product has to be applied internally??
Do you think this would be wise ??

 

[Ian Key]

They have this in draught form in a libation distribution centre near me. My brother applies this internally and usually has a couple of pints at each visit. To date he hasn't heard any neck creaks.

 

[T1 Terry]

 

[m4rmite]

I’m a bit concerned this morning. I purchased some Neck OilView attachment 34929 the other day and was going to apply some last night. However the instructions seem to indicate that this product has to be applied internally??
Do you think this would be wise ??

Robert plant's son (logan)got a pretty penny from Heineken when they bought him out.

 

[T1 Terry]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank to donate blood, the nurse asks the rabbit his blood type "probably a type O" he replied

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank to donate blood, the nurse asks the rabbit his blood type "probably a type O" he replied

T1 Terry

Fair game

 

[T1 Terry]

I thought you were gunna tell me you'd hared it before It was burrowed from another site .....

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

I thought you were gunna tell me you'd hared it before It was burrowed from another site .....

T1 Terry

Hop it

 

[Ian Key]

Hop it

Now you're lapin' at the bottom of the barrel

 

[Archev]

Now you're lapin' at the bottom of the barrel

I was warrened.

 

[m4rmite]

I recently had a tattoo of a rabbit done on the top of my head.

My wife asked why..
I said because from a distance it looks like a hare.

 

[T1 Terry]

What do you call a bloke with rabbits burrowing in his head?

Warren

 

[Kithmo]

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank to donate blood, the nurse asks the rabbit his blood type "probably a type O" he replied

T1 Terry

Took me a while