Joke thread

[salty]

I’ll pass …..

Violently probably.

Yep, Defo a Japanese flag, job.

 

[T1 Terry]

The latest thing is a mind controlled air freshener ...... it makes scents if you think about it

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

I don't care how nice the hand soap smells,
you should never walk out of the toilets
sniffing your fingers.
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[Archev]

I don't care how nice the hand soap smells,
you should never walk out of the toilets
sniffing your fingers.
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Mind you I worry more about those that walk out without visiting the soap and water

 

[salty]

Mind you I worry more about those that walk out without visiting the soap and water

And then straight into the Peanuts on the Bar or Table.

 

[MG Clive]

And then straight into the Peanuts on the Bar or Table.

That's put me right off my cornflakes.

 

[m4rmite]

That's put me right off my cornflakes.

You must be in a posh pub if they're serving cornflakes

 

[Archev]

You must be in a posh pub if they're serving cornflakes

Aye and crunchy nut jobs at that