Joke thread

[OriginalBigAl]

Often around 3 am South Australian time, GMT + 9:30 hrs, so we get to see the anti EV shots before you do, so it gives me time to do the research ....

T1 Terry

Half a bottle of Chardonnay sees me out for the count from 10pm to 8am , do you have such a product in Aus? Much recommended for insomnia although my Doc pulls his face when consulted. PS: the same amount of research goes into joke comments before compiling. ( which makes it the joke ) if we can't laugh at ourselves.......

 

[Rolfe]

Half a bottle? A glass will do me.

 

[salty]

Half a bottle? A glass will do me.

I bet it would.

 

[salty]

 

[T1 Terry]

Is it new over there, been around for over 20 yrs over this side, even got the Aussie flag in the bottom corner, a fair dinkum Aussie name for sure

T1 Terry

 

[Archev]

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Oh mummy , daddy ?

 

[T1 Terry]

Mate bought his wife a Pug as a surprise gift ........ apart from the squashed nose, bugged out eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her ......

T1 Terry

 

[MG Clive]

Is it new over there, been around for over 20 yrs over this side, even got the Aussie flag in the bottom corner, a fair dinkum Aussie name for sure

T1 Terry

Ha ha, I didn't realize it was a real thing

 

[salty]

Is it new over there, been around for over 20 yrs over this side, even got the Aussie flag in the bottom corner, a fair dinkum Aussie name for sure

T1 Terry

Nope, never seen it over here. Didn't spot the Aussie flag. Made me laugh, coz who hasn't said that to their car, more then once. And definitely something an Aussie or a Brit, would say.

 

[Everest]

Made me laugh, coz who hasn't said that to their car, more then once.

But does it work on an MG4?

 

[Archev]

Nope, never seen it over here. Didn't spot the Aussie flag. Made me laugh, coz who hasn't said that to their car, more then once. And definitely something an Aussie or a Brit, would say.

Is it new over there, been around for over 20 yrs over this side, even got the Aussie flag in the bottom corner, a fair dinkum Aussie name for sure

T1 Terry

I used a similar product called “Easy Start” way back in my motorcycling days in the 1960’s.
But I did have a can of “Start ya Bastard” at one time. It was either with a recalcitrant car or van but we did have a devil of a job starting a single cylinder 11 hp Volvo diesel in a friend’s boat and used an ether spray then too.
It was definitely a good number of years ago so it would be interesting to discover when it would have been available here.
I’m hoping no bright spark uses it on their EV.

 

[siteguru]

But does it work on an MG4?

Yeah - you need to spray it on the HV terminals whilst the car is in the READY state.

(Do not try that at home, kids)

 

[OriginalBigAl]

Yeah - you need to spray it on the HV terminals whilst the car is in the READY state.

(Do not try that at home, kids)

Part of the triggering mechanism for the Thermo Nuclear Lithium reaction........ nargh ... forget it , flogging a dead horse here!!!!!

 

[Archev]

Part of the triggering mechanism for the Thermo Nuclear Lithium reaction........ nargh ... forget it , flogging a dead horse here!!!!!

Zzzzzztt …..

 

[T1 Terry]

But does it work on an MG4?

I've heard it's great sprayed into a hanky for pick up girls late at night in the park, one sniff and they fall at your feet , can't see why driving an MG4 would change that .......

T1 Terry

 

[Ian Key]

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Evo Stick has a similar naming policy