Zero Car Tax to £195/Yr.

[Ian Key]

It’s okay I have a Tesla …
not I have a Mg5 Trophy

Trophy, that takes me back. Whitbread Trophy bitter, the pint that thinks it's a quart.

 

[smokingblack]

Trophy, that takes me back. Whitbread Trophy bitter, the pint that thinks it's a quart.

Showing our age

 

[salty]

Showing our age

Yep, "Whitbread, Big head Trophy Bitter, the Pint that thinks it a Quart"

Any more Ditties, from the past?

 

[siteguru]

Visitor: Cor, this beer's warm!
Brewery: There's them that knows, and there's them that don't know. And, there's them that don't know they don't know.

 

[smokingblack]

Visitor: Cor, this beer's warm!
Brewery: There's them that knows, and there's them that don't know. And, there's them that don't know they don't know.

Like that one along with double diamond works wonders

 

[salty]

Like that one along with double diamond works wonders

WOW, that's spooky. Was just thinking the exact same thing.

 

[Gadget Geek]

I bet he drinks . . . (can you name it?)

 

[smokingblack]

Karlsburgh

Karlsburgh

Spelt it wrong so shows I don’t drink it lol

 

[Gadget Geek]

Spelt it wrong so shows I don’t drink it lol

And it's the wrong lager.

 

[securespark]

Yet old Diesels before 2017, the smoky knackered ones pay 0 or little tax.......

Not quite. Our 2009 Honda 2.2 iCTDi was quite a whack for tax. Can't remember how much and it's been scrapped now. Never smoky, never knackered, a little scratched and dented, but never pranged with both original number plates intact at sale @ 175K

Never get attached to a motor, me....

 

[Ian Key]

I bet he drinks . . . (can you name it?)

Carling Black Label.

Perhaps we'd better ask a moderator to move these beer related comments to it's own thread.

 

[salty]

Carling Black Label.

Perhaps we'd better ask a moderator to move these beer related comments to it's own thread.

It's really about any ditties on adverts years ago. It just seems to be mostly Beer adverts that are amusing.

 

[Gadget Geek]

It's really about any ditties on adverts years ago. It just seems to be mostly Beer adverts that are amusing.

Here's one then . . . Person fails at a task and Bach's Air on a G string starts playing. Name the product.

 

[Everest]

Hamlet cigars?

Not just beer though... how about...

"LipSmackingThirstQuenchingAceTastingMotivatingCoolBuzzingHighTalkingFastLivingEverGivingCool Fizzing...
.
.
.
Pepsi!

 

[Gomev]

a finger of........

 

[Everest]

fudge is all you need to give your kids a treat... except that was a lie!

 

[Gadget Geek]

Don't Google this one:

Guaglione: By Pérez Prado.

 

[mystreet]

I'm a secret.............. drinker

 

[salty]

R..Whites.

 

[securespark]

Sung by Elvis Costello's Dad, apparently.

Don't be vague, ask for ?

It's frothy, man!

Who's tagline was "Man and machine in perfect harmony"?

"Don't make a drama out of a crisis."

Maybe it was "We won't ...."

"You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife."

Devon knows how they make it so creamy.

Your flexible friend.

Bread wi nowt taken out

Afore ye go.

The biscuit to beat the blues

Britain at its best.

The ultimate driving machine

Liquid engineering

It's what your right arm is for.


Sorry guys, can't help myself, I was a massive advert nerd.

These are all from memory