I am an SRP.
'Super Reluctant Parker'
As far away from anyone else if at all possible.
I simply refuse to park between two cars.
Not happening.
If I do end up in a suspect space, my wife gets out and I 'guard' the car.
Happens with the weekly shop every week.
It's amazing how many people refuse to park next to a car with someone in it.
You can see them look, see you, then park elsewhere.
Perhaps I'm not friendly looking enough for them!!!?
(They would be right.)
Another tactic to avoid dints and dents from ignorant twonks.
Caveat.
Not 100% guaranteed.
Last year I was sat in MaccyDs car park, with my wife enjoying a Sausage and Egg Muffin meal.
We were in my Etron.
Big car.
Can't really miss it.
Except the old codger in a battered Toyota Avensis estate decides he's coming in next to me.
I am, as per the previous post as far away from the front door as is possible. (30meters)
My wifes shouts 'He's going to hit us"
He hits us.
A glancing blow which catches my front nearside corner.
Does he immediately stop on contact?
Nope.
He continues to execute the atrocious manoeuvre to its conclusion.
I however, damn near choke on my Sausage and egg.
But I'm out of the car like a flash to confront the other driver.
I can see he is mid to late 70s with a bright red drinkers nose (suspicions of what caused the awful parking already raised)
But he is shaking with fear/adrenalin and very, very, sorry, so I can dial right back and continue the rigmarole of photos, details, what did you drink for breakfast etc, in a civilised fashion.
I had already decided that If I could smell alcohol on him then I would have called The Rozzers.
Happened that he did not, so neither did I.
(Beautiful Grammar?)
The old codger had damage on all four corners of his car and every panel in between.
He refused to let the insurance deal with it, and I thought Oh yeah.......
I checked, and he was insured (Askmid) but I understood his reluctance looking at the state of his vehicle.
Long story short.
I had his business card.
He wanted to pay cash.
I sent him the quote to repair from the bodyshop.
£426
He paid.
I buffed it out myself.
Kerr-ching.